|Me in 5th grade:||I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever|
|Me now:||I probably wouldn't do meth|
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.